Elon musk’s new political party: is he just trolling us?

Is anyone else sick of billionaires acting like they’re saving the world? Elon Musk starting his own political party is just the next clown show in America’s circus. This dude can’t even keep his mouth shut on Twitter, and now he wants to “shake up” the system? Yeah, because the system really needs another rich white guy thinking he’s the messiah. I bet his party will be called “The Free Speech Party” or some stupid libertarian crap. Watch, it’ll be filled with crypto bros, neckbeard tech nerds, and guys who think memes are the same as policy.

What’s Elon gonna do, tweet at China every time they piss him off? Maybe he’ll make Dogecoin the official currency. I can already see the campaign rallies: flamethrowers, self-driving Teslas running over protestors, and him making dumb jokes about “woke” people. The worst part is, there are actually idiots out there who will vote for him just because they think he’s cool or “based.” People are so obsessed with celebrity that they’ll vote for anyone with a blue checkmark, even if he’s an out-of-touch billionaire who probably thinks poor people are just lazy.

If this party actually goes anywhere, I’m moving to Canada. Or Mars, since Elon is always promising that too. Maybe he can be president of his own little Martian kingdom and leave the rest of us alone. The only good thing about this is watching the two main parties freak out, but God help us if Musk ever gets real power. We’ll all be living in a giant ad for Cybertruck and eating Soylent for breakfast. America, please get your shit together.